Rating: T

Disclaimer: I still don't own the characters! Much to my disappoitment. *sigh* And I don't own the poem I have used in this part and Christmas carol I have used in the second part either. The poem belongs to Theodor Storm and the song to Friedrich Wilhelm Kritzinger.
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Note: For everyone who don't speak German, you will find the english translation of the poem I have used at the end of this part.                                          

Surprise!
Part One
 
Charlotte took the phone, still inwardly giggling, and dialed a number in Germany. After speaking with Queen Amelia, it had been decided to call me and invite me for Christmas in the Royal Palace in Genovia.  This would be a perfect surprise for the dowager Queen Clarisse and her husband, Sir Joseph.  Charlotte couldn't wait to finally meet me.
 
Miles away in Germany, I unsuspectingly picked up the receiver after the phone had rung five times. 'Who can it be?' I thought.  In spite of the enjoyable phone calls I had gotten lately, I answered with, "Hello! Who is there?"
 
Charlotte was puzzled and replied, "This is Charlotte, calling from the Genovian Royal Palace.  Anne-Marie, is that you?"
 
"Yes, it's me!" I was totally flabbergasted and almost dropped the phone. I honestly had not had the slightest idea that Charlotte would call me again. "Oh, Charlotte, it's nice to hear your voice."
 
"Oh, good.  I'm glad to reach you, Anne.  Well, I'm sure you are wondering why I'm calling at this time of year."
 
"Mhm, yes, I am!"
 
"You are?  Good!" Charlotte tried to hold back her giggles before continuing, "Well, I'll tell you why. Her Majesty, Queen Amelia, is inviting you to be her guest in the Royal Palace for Christmas."
 
"How sweet!" I answered, politely. "Well, I...!"
 
Charlotte stopped me before I could finish my sentence. "Oh come on, I'm sure you wouldn't disappoint Queen Amelia, would you?"
 
"Of course not!"
 
"Oh good!  Then you accept her invitation!"
 
"Yes, I do!" I agreed, because something inside my head told me that my visit was planned as a surprise for Clarisse and Joseph.
 
"Fine!  The queen will sent Genovia One to bring you to Genovia!  The airplane will pick you up on December 22nd!" Charlotte told me.
 
"December 22nd, that will be nice.  But, if it would be possible, I would suggest sending the airplane earlier, let's say ... December 5th?"
 
"Mhm, why December 5th?" Charlotte wanted to know and then it hit her. "Sure, sure!!" she continued, excited. "Oh you little devil, you have something in mind for St. Nicholas Day, right?"
 
"Yes, that's right!" I giggled.
 
"Aha, I should have known! Tell me, what is it?" Charlotte asked, curious.
 
"Oh come, Charlotte, if I told you now, the whole fun of the surprise would be spoiled."
 
"All right, it's your turn!  Well, to tell the truth, I love surprises. Okay, Genovia One will pick you up on December 5th then. But what shall I tell her Majesty about why you are coming earlier to Genovia?" Charlotte seemed a little helpless.
 
"Mhm, well, you could tell her I had a sweet plan for St. Nicholas Day." I enjoyed the idea of appearing as Knecht Ruprecht immensely.  Mischievously, I already looked forward to seeing the totally surprised faces of Clarisse and Joseph.
 
"Oh yes, of course!  I'm sure that will work!" Charlotte sighed.
 
"Mhm, I'm wondering, how you are going to prevent my arrival being noticed?"
 
"Oh, I'll find a way. So don't worry, no one in the palace will notice your arrival, apart from Queen Amelia and myself. Especially not Shades!"  The thought of leading Shades by the nose intrigued her in particular. She had still to plug a chicken with him,  as we say in Germany.
 
"Great!" I said, relieved.  "See you on December 5th, then! Good bye, Charlotte."
 
"Good bye, Anne! I'm looking forward to our meeting." And Charlotte ended the phone call with that.

~~~~~~

At the same time, in the suite of Clarisse and Joseph, Clarisse was saying, "Joseph, something mysterious is going on in this palace!"
 
"Mysterious! What brings you to that thought, my darling?"
 
"Mia always avoids me when I want to talk about the Christmas Ball with her and Charlotte becomes mute like a fish if I mention the holidays.  Both of them are keeping big secrets from us.   I tell you, these two have made plans that neither of us to supposed to learn anything about. I don't think I like that."
 
"Oh, now that you mention it, when I spoke with Shades this morning, he mentioned that Charlotte was in vastly elated mood all the time lately and humming some German Christmas carols! When he had asked her why she was doing that, she only answered him that she was in the mood to do so and that's all she said!" Joseph didn't like the air of secrecy either.
 
"Mhm, speaking of Christmas songs now that I think of it, Mia was humming German Christmas carols, too."  Clarisse thought desperately about what could be the true reason for Mia's and Charlotte's sudden interest in German Christmas carols, but nothing came to her mind.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

December 5.
 
My flight to Genovia proceeded rather quietly. Thanks to her Majesty, I could bring the big, red, Christmas-presents-filled jute-bag unhindered on board Genovia One.  Queen Amelia had spoken personally with the security personnel of the Wickeder Airport. She had explained to them that a lady by the name of Anne-Marie was to be allowed unhindered on the airport-terrain after only showing her pass, in order to board Genovia One as the queen's guest.  Determined, she had continued, "The Lady has high priority, do don't you dare cause any diplomatic entanglements."
 
Arriving at 2:30 P.M. in Genovia, Charlotte was waiting for me with the limousine. After a hearty greeting and stowing my two small suitcases and the bag, we climbed the car.  On our way to the palace, we both had a very nice chat. And I finally told her what I wanted to do on St. Nicholas Day. She liked my idea so well that she asked me to play the part of Knecht Ruprecht to Shades, too, but in a slighty more nasty way.  I agreed.
 
Thanks to Amelia and Charlotte no one saw me enter the palace. They both led me through a little-known secret passage which Mia had discovered only a few weeks previously.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

December 6.
 
My timing was perfect. At 10 A.M, Clarisse and Joseph were enjoying their breakfast in the living room of their suite. Not suspecting what approached, they suddenly heard quick footsteps coming down the hallway and a deep voice calling very loudly, "HO HO HO!" Amelia was behind me to give me protection if necessary.
  
Clarisse and Joseph almost dropped their cups when the door to the living room was pushed open and a figure, ME, dressed  in red and wearing a white beard, entered the room carrying a big, red jute-bag. Oh, that look on their faces was priceless.  Of course, Mia stood outside in the hallway, unseen by her grandma and Joe, trying desperately not to laugh loudly. 
 
Slowly the older couple recovered from their first shock when realizing how I had just entered the room. Both had the same thought and cried out, very astonished, "Knecht Ruprecht!"
 
Instead of answering to that call directly, I spoke, in the deepest voice I could manage, the following lines:
 
Von draus, vom Walde komm´ ich her;
Ich muss euch sagen, es weihnachtet sehr.
Allüberall auf den Tannenspitzen
Sah ich goldene Lichtlein blitzen.
Und droben aus dem Himmelstor
Sah mit großen Augen das Christkind hervor.
Und wie ich so strolcht´ durch den finstern Tann,
DA rief´s mich mit heller Stimme an :
 
"Knecht Ruprecht", rief es, "alter Gesell,
Hebe die Beine und spute dich schnell !
Die Kerzen fangen zu brennen an,
Das Himmelstor ist aufgetan,
Alte und Junge sollen nun
Von der Jagd Des Lebens einmal ruhn:
Und morgen flieg´ ich hinab zur Erden,
Denn es soll wieder Weihnachten werden !"
 
Ich sprach : "O lieber Herre Christ,
Meine Reise bald zu Ende ist.
Ich soll nur noch in diese Stadt,
Wo´s eitel gute Kinder hat."
"Hast denn das Säcklein auch bei dir ?"
Ich sprach : "Das Säcklein, das ist hier;
Denn Äpfel, Nuss und Mandelkern
Fressen fromme Kinder gern."
 
"Hast denn die Rute auch bei dir ?"
Ich sprach : "Die Rute, die ist hier;
Doch für die Kinder, nur die schlechten,
Die trifft sie auf den Teil, den rechten."
 
Christkindlein sprach : "So ist es recht,
So geh mit Gott mein treuer Knecht."
Von drauß, vom Walde komm´ ich her;
Ich muss euch sagen, es weihnachtet sehr.
Nun sprecht, wie ich`s hierinnen find !
Sind`s gute Kind, sind´s böse Kind ?
 
"Now, Clarisse and Joseph, speak!" I said in English with a chuckle after I had finished my inaugural speech.  "Have you both been behaving decently or were you two naughty?"  I really wanted to know!
 
"Oh, Knecht Ruprecht, we really behaved decently. You really can leave the rod in your bag.  PLEASE!" Both begged with a bit of fear in their voices upon seeing I had one hand on the rod already.
 
I chuckled and grasped deeply into the jute-bag to dig out the two wrapped Christmas presents I had carried with me for them both. When finally holding the two presents in my hands, I said smugly, using the deep voice I had before, "Clarisse, Joseph, I know you both would never do anything bad.  That's why I have presents here.  One for you, dear Joseph, and one for you, dear Clarisse."  

I handed them over to both, although Joe actually would have earned the rod after what he had done to me on the Sea festival one year ago. 

Both took their gifts out of my hands and then looked at each other.  I didn't notice at all that the beard I was wearing had slipped down a little off my face.  Both began to grin when recognizing who was playing Knecht Ruprecht and both together cried out, completely surprised, "ANNE!"
 
"The surprise really succeeded for you," Clarisse continued. "Joseph and I are happy to see you again."
 
"Wha...!" I wondered, then for the first time I noticed the little slip of my beard. I grinned happily. "Well, I'm happy, too."
 
Joseph already was unwrapping his present while Clarisse hugged me. His look was priceless when seeing what I had bought him. Two pairs of hot black silk briefs and a box of Viagra. "Anne, you little devil! Thank you!"
 
Seeing the grinning face of her husband, Clarisse began unwrapping her present, too. Her eyes were shining like stars upon seeing what I had bought her. A red silk bra, the fitting panties and a bottle of perfume called 'Erotica'. "Oh, Anne, how did you know I wanted this? Thanks so much."
 
"Glad to see you both like my presents. And now if you two will excuse me, I promised Amelia to show up as Knecht Ruprecht for the children in the orphanage, too."
 
"How sweet, of you, Anne," Clarisse said.  "I'm sure the children will like it.  See you later."

~~~~~~~~~
Note: this is the translation of the poem

Knecht Ruprecht
written by Theodor Storm

From out the forest I now appear,                                        
To proclaim that Christmastide is here!                               
For at the top of every tree                                                   
Are golden lights for all to see;                                                
And there from Heaven’s gate on high                                    
I saw our Christ-child in the sky.                                            
And in among the darkened trees,                                          
A loud voice it was that called to me:                                  

‘Knecht Ruprecht, old fellow,’ it cried,                                      
Hurry now, make haste, don’t hide!                                        
All the candles have now been lit --                                        
Heaven’s gate has opened wide!                                       
Both young and old should now have rest
Away from cares and daily stress;                                       
And when tomorrow to earth I fly                                          
“it’s Christmas again!” will be the cry.’                                    
                                                                                               
And then I said: ‘O Lord so dear.
My journey’s end is now quite near;
But to this town* I’ve still to go,
Where the children are good, I know.’      
‘But have you then that great sack?’
‘I have,’ I said, ‘it’s on my back.
For apples, almonds, fruit and nuts
For God-fearing children are a must.’
       
‘And is that cane there by your side?’
‘The cane’s there too,’ I did reply;
But only for those, those naughty ones,
Who have it applied to their backsides.’

The Christ-child spoke: ‘Then that’s all right!
My loyal servant, go with God this night!’
From out the forest I now appear;
To proclaim that Christmastide is here!
Now speak, what is there here to be had?
Are there good children, are there bad?
                                                                                               ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Note: You will find the english translation to the German Chrsitmas song I have used here at the end  of this part.

Part two (final)
 
December 13.
 
One week had gone much too quickly. Unfortunately, I had to go back home the following day.  However, that didn't happen. In the night before my departure, Genovia got hit by the announced blizzard. Everyone in the palace had really thought it would pass the country. But NO, it was the worst blizzard Genovia ever had experienced.
 
By 11:30 P.M., it had reached its high point. The wind howled so horribly around the palace that sleep was not to be thought of.  Suddenly the power was gone as well. The entire palace was wrapped in a uncanny darkness.
 
Fortunately, I had a flashlight, but stupid me, I had left it in the bathroom. Of course, there were candles around too, although they were standing on a table further away from my bed so I couldn't light them right away.   "Damn!" I cursed.   I crept out of my bed, and felt my way in the direction where I supposed the bathroom to be in order to fetch my flashlight.
 
I didn't suspect that Joseph would be passing through the hallway checking to be sure that  everything was in order in this part of the palace. Just as he passed my bedroom door, I stumbled over something hard, hit my big right toe and landed a little unceremoniously on the floor. "AHHHH!" I cried. "Damn that blizzard and the power failure."
 
<>Joseph heard that terrible noise and my cry. In a hurry, he pushed open the door to my bedroom because he wanted to know what was going on in here. He shone his flashlight in to see what just had happened, and there saw me lying on the floor, whimpering a little from the pain. "Oh my God, Anne, you hurt yourself!" He hurried to my side. "Are you okay?"
 
"As far as I can see I'm all right, only hit my big right toe on something hard.  That's why I fell."
 
"Where is your flashlight? Oh no, don't tell me you left it in the bathroom?" Joseph was full of concern.
 
"I'm afraid yes."  I was still sitting on the floor. Before I knew what was going to happen, Joseph knelt down and lifted me up in his arms. I started to protest, "Joseph, put me down! I can surely walk  back to bed on my own feet."
 
But he wasn't going to listen. I was met by lightning when his lips were suddenly on mine. I struggled in defense but it was no use. He kissed me and you won't believe it, but I responded to his kiss. Then we broke apart, when realizing what he just had done.

"Sorry Anne, that will not happen again." Putting me down on the bed, he left, first lighting the candles so I could clearly see everything in the room.
 
"AHHH!" I yelled. "I owe it all to this blasted blizzard." In response the wind howled more horriblely than ever. "Mhm, maybe some milk will calm my nerves." Hobbling and now armed with a flashlight, I made my way to the kitchen.  To my complete and utter astonishment, Amelia was in the kitchen already and drinking a glass of milk.
 
"Anne!" she cried out, astonished. "What brings you to the kitchen and why are you hobbling?"
 
"Couldn't sleep." I explained and continued. "Why am I hobbling? Well, I hit my big right toe in the darkness on something hard."  I thought it better not to mention what had happened after that.
 
Aww, one more lady showed up in the kitchen. It was Clarisse, also armed with a flashlight. Surely she was searching for her husband. "You two here!" she cried, astonished.
 
"Yes, grandma." came Mia's prompt answer. "We couldn't sleep. That blizzard is terrible. Grandma, is the winter here always like this?"
 
"No, Mia, it isn't. This is the first year we have had a such horrible thing here." Clarisse explained. "Has either of you two seen Joseph? When I woke up, he wasn't beside me in bed."
 
"NO!" Mia and I yelled together, although mine was a lie.  In my head, I yelled to myself, 'Anne, you coward, you should tell her you have seen Joseph and that he kissed you!  Alright! I'll do it!'   But just at that moment, Charlotte entered the kitchen, too.
 
"Seems we all had the same thought." she said when seeing Clarisse, Mia and me. "I couldn't sleep either. Oh, what holidays! Blizzard, power failure, what will happen next?" In response to her question, we suddenly heard a uncanny, clinking noise.
 
We four jumped. "What was that?" Mia asked with fear in her voice.
 
"No idea!" I said fearlessly. "Well, ladies, we should take a look. I don't think that noise was caused by a burglar."
 
"How can you be so sure, Anne?" Clarisse wanted to know.
 
"Well, even a burglar wouldn't go out in this horrible blizzard. I'm sure we are probably snowed in by now according to that blizzard outside." I tried to calm my friends and took a look through one of the windows. The only thing I could see was how the horrible wind whipped the snow against the panes. Because of the blizzard, it was completely gloomy outside the palace.
 
<>"Anne is right!" Mia courageously said. "Okay, ladies, I'm the Queen, and I say we should go and look to see where that noise came from." 

Flashlights in hand, we made our way in the direction from whence we thought the noise had come.   Everyone should know that no one besides Joseph, Shades, Clarisse, Amelia, Charlotte and myself was in the palace at this time.  
 
But where were the two gentlemen who should be protecting us?  There was no sign of them.   But then I discovered them in the ballroom while looking around.  And there I found the cause for that uncanny, clinking noise we had heard.
 
Typically male, both lay on top of the fallen small Christmas-tree which Amelia and I had so carefully decorated. Joe saw me and warned me very forcefully. "I swear, Anne, if you laugh, I'll kill you!".
 
"And I'll help you, Joseph." Shades added merrily.
 
I tried desperately to control myself  and not laugh loudly. However, those two looked rather amusing, entangled in each other's arms on top of the fallen tree, covered with a garland, the electric candles around their neck and tinsel draped over their heads.

"Ladies, they're here!" I called as loudly as I could.  Both gentlemen scrambled to their feet and tried to get hold of me, but I continued to yell. "I'm in the ballroom and have found the cause of this horribe noise we have heard!" 
 
Just in time, Clarisse rushed into the room. "Joseph, Shades, stop that! Don't you two dare to do anything mean to Anne. I swear, you two will regret it. It's Christmas time, a time for love, not for doing any harm to people we love."  She cried out, very determined upon seeing what both wanted to do to me, especially Shades, after what I had given him as present.
 
They let me go free.  Joseph knew if he wouldn't let me go, Clarisse wouldn't be in the mood for making love to him for the next two weeks or longer. He shuddered.
 
Finally Mia and Charlotte arrived, too. "Did we miss something?" both asked when seeing the fallen damaged tree, and Joseph and Shades still decorated with a bit of tinsel.

"You called that you had found the cause for that noise we had heard.  So what made the noise?" Charlotte wanted to know.
 
"These two gentlemen. They surely lost power for  their flashlights while looking around the palace and in the darkness they must have stumbled over the Christmas Tree and then landed face down in the falling tree." I tried desperately to remain serious. It really wasn't easy. The funny image of these two was still there.
 
"Thanks, Anne!" both whispered in my ear after I hadn't mentioned the real situation in which I had found them both . And then they kissed me on the cheek.
 
"Damn." called Amelia. "Why do I always miss the fun here?"
 
"Amelia, your language!" her grandma cried. "You are the Queen of Genovia, who never loses her temper." Clarisse said this in spite of having lost her own temp just a minute before.
 
"Sorry, ladies, gentlemen, I'm freezing. It's getting chilly in here, don't you think?" I ventured.
 
"Shades, let's light a fire in one of the other rooms because we can't let the ladies freeze to death." Joseph commanded.
 
"Alright, Joseph, let's get the wood."
 
By 4 A.M., we finally had gone to sleep after all. But not like you think, in our own beds.  NO,  we all lay together, covered with some blankets before a huge fireplace in one of the rooms. Oh, what a night! The blizzard had eased meanwhile.

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December 14.
 
Oh my lord, what horrible events to happen while on holiday!  The power wasn't still back.  After taking a look outside, we got a shock.  We really were snowed in. It was impossible to get outside. The front door was blocked by a two meter high snow wall.  It gave no possibility either to escape through one of the other doors.  Luckily, I had found my portable receiver and it worked. So we knew what was going on in the rest of Genovia.  We were cut off from the external world.
 
According to the weatherman, it wouldn't get any better soon.  Genovia just wasn't prepared for such chaos.  We needed help from outside the country.
 
"Anne, I'm afraid you can't leave very soon. You'll have to stay with us for awhile. You know Genovia isn't prepared for such weather." Apart from the chaos that the blizzard had caused, Clarisse seemed very happy.
 
"'I know." I sighed but happily. "Where are Joseph and Shades?"
 
"I don't know." Charlotte said. "Last time I saw them, they were in the security room."
 
"Well, we should search for them because they have to light the fire in the fireplaces, it's getting chilly in here again." Mia said.
 
"Ladies, how would it be now to have a wonderful, hot eggnog." I asked grinning, looking at very surprised and puzzling faces.  I continued. "It tastes yummy, really. You three really should try it. I brought a few bottles along. "
 
"Eggnog!" Clarisse mused. "Well, why not?" Somehow, Clarisse liked my idea. "It ALMOST looks as if you counted on a longer stay here." the dowager Queen added, happily smiling. "And what are you going to serve our two men? I'm sure they won't like eggnog."
 
"No problem." I giggled. "I'm going to serve them hot Grog. With much rum in it."
 
"So, you brought rum, too!" Mia was curious. "What's GROG?"
 
"YES! I did! And to answer your question, Mia, Grog is an delicious hot drink."
 
Finally we all sat by the same fireplace we had the night before. "Mhm, this tastes delicious, Anne. What did you say it's called?" Joe was completely enthusiastic about the brew. 
 
"It is called GROG, Joseph." I answered, grinning.
 
"GROG, you say. I must remember that."
 
"I'll give you the receipe." I whispered in his right ear.
 
"That would be great," he whispered back and kissed  me on the cheek again, very much to the disappointment of his wife.
 
I noticed it and whispered again, "Joe, you should kiss your wife, not me. And not only on the cheek, you know that."
 
"MHM!" He got into action. Before Clarisse knew what was going to happen, she was swept into Joseph's arms. She was so surprised that she almost spilled her whole eggnog had I not taken the glass out her hand first.
 
"Hoppla!" I said.
 
The kiss that both shared was full of passion. Joseph completely forgot that there were four eyewitnessess around.
 
"Oh, how wonderful! And who is going to kiss me?" Charlotte sighed.
 
Shades already had glassy eyes, since, evil as I was I had added a shot of my Slivowitz to his Grog every time.  Now I only had to wait for his reaction.  I didn't need to wait long.  Schwups, Shades grasped Charlotte and pulled her into his arms.

She was shocked. "Shades!" she cried but it was too late, his lips were on hers.
 
Charlotte struggled because he was kissing her so passionately that she hardly could breathe.
 
"Oh, how sweet. And who is going to kiss me?" Mia was a bit depressed. So I took her in my arms, hugged her tightly and gave her big kiss on the cheek to thank her for the wonderful invitation.
 
By the late evening, we were all totally drunk.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Finally the power was back on ... and before Christmas.  Meanwhile the cavalry had arrived, too, in order to free Genovia from the tons of snow.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Christmas Eve
 
I had taken upon myself the liberty of hanging up a mistletoe in the bathroom of Clarisse's and Joseph's suite in the night before Christmas Eve. I had placed it directly over the shower. The two slept so deeply and firmly that they hadn't noticed my penetration at all.
 
On Christmas Eve morning, Clarisse entered the bathroom not suspecting anything.   She removed her pyjamas and stepped into the shower. Turning on the hot water, her eyes went up. "What the hell?" she gasped when seeing a mistletoe was hanging over her head.  Then and there it hit her, only one person would have be so bold as to do that. "ANNE! Just wait, you sweet devil!" And then she called for her husband. "Joseph, darling!"
 
"Yes, sweetheart? What's the matter? "Joseph called back from direction of the bedroom where he was still lying on the bed.
 
"I need a little help with my shower.  Could you come in here, PLEASE?"
 
"Of course, darling. I'm on my way." In a hurry, he was out of the bed and into the bathroom.  Removing his pyjamas, too, he joined his wife in the shower. "Lovely sight you are, sweetheart."
 
Before he knew was going to happen, Clarisse's arms went around his waist, their lips met and they shared a very hot kiss.  She was very well aware of his swollen hardness between her legs.
 
Then they broke apart. "May I ask what's come over you, Clarisse?"
 
"A mistletoe." Clarisse said with amusement in her voice.
 
"Mistletoe, what mistletoe?" Joseph wanted to know, completely baffled. Then he saw it when looking up. "How did this thing come in here?"
 
"Can't you imagine, darling?"
 
"ANNE!" he cried. "She was in our suite last night."     
 
"Yes! That's for sure. I would say she is, with hundred percent safety, the only one is this palace who would get such an idea."

~~~~~~~~~

Later
 
"Joseph, I'm so glad Mia invited Anne. And it makes me so happy that she had to stay for Christmas, even if that horrible blizzard was the cause of it."
 
"Clarisse, darling, I'm sure she would probably have changed her mind without the blizzard, too."
 
"MHM, you could be right. Well, darling, you haven't shown me yet what Anne gave you as a present for St. Nicholas Day. May I see it?" Clarisse was curious. 
 
"You will, darling, you will. But not now.  Later I'm going to show you what she has bought me. Speaking of gifts, you haven't show me your St. Nicholas present either." Joseph tried to provoke his wife.
 
"I will show mine to you when you show me yours first." Clarisse retorted.
 
"Touché!" Joseph grinned.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Christmas morning.
 
After a wonderful and delicious breakfast, we six were standing before a second Christmas tree, which Mia and I had decorated in the same fashion as the other one Joseph and Shades had damaged.

Before exchanging the presents, we sang a German Christmas carol. I had brought the music with me. Turning on the record we began singing.

Süsser die Glocken nie klingen,
Als zu der Weihnachtszeit,
's ist, als ob Engelein singen,
Wieder von Frieden und Freud,
Wie sie gesungen in seliger Nacht,
Wie sie gesungen in seliger Nacht.
Glocken mit heiligem Klang, klinget die Erde entlang.

O, wenn die Glocken erklingen,
Schnell sie das Christkindlein hört,
Tut sich vom Himmel dann schwingen,
Eilet hernieder zur Erd',
Segnet den Vater, die Mutter, das Kind,
Segnet den Vater, die Mutter, das Kind.
Glocken mit heiligem Klang,
Klinget die Erde entlang!

Klinget mit lieblichem Schalle
Über die Meere noch weit,
Daß sich erfreuen doch alle
Seliger Weihnachtszeit,
Alle aufjauchzen mit einem Gesang,
Alle aufjauchzen mit einem Gesang.
Glocken mit heiligem Klang,
Klinget die Erde entlang
!


What Charlotte got as a Christmas present will remain a secret forever. And Shades, well, that's to be left to the imagination.
 
Mia got two sweet-smelling shower gels and something seductive from me for her wedding night when she finally married Lord Nicholas.  Amelia blushed when seeing what I had bought her. "Thank  you, Anne. It's beautiful. And now you should open your presents."
 
I began unwrapping the first presents. "Oh Amelia, thank you." I'm not going to tell what it WAS.  Then I unwrapped the present which stated it was from Clarisse and Joseph. I was taken aback upon seeing what it was. A wonderful golden ring with a small diamond in the middle. I almost had tears in my eyes.  "Oh, Clarisse, Joseph, the ring is beautiful. I never had such valuable gift."
 
"Anne, you earned it, after Joseph and I spent such a wonderful day together with you at that Sea Festival."   She thought back with slightly blushed face to the hot love she and Joseph had shared in a barn.
 
Looking at his wife, Joe knew where her thoughts were right then.  Then he unwrapped his present. "Darling, that's...." he couldn't continue because Clarisse had had the same thought as me.
 
"Joe, are you all right? What has grandma bought you?" Mia was very curious.
 
"Amelia, I think you shouldn't ask. I think this gift exchange should remain secret between your  grandma and Joseph." I challenged her.
 
"ANNE!"  Mia grumbled, a bit ashamed. "I have the feeling you are the only one who already knows what grandma bought Joe."
 
"I!"  I called, completely innocently, yet inwardly giggling.
 
Meanwhile Clarisse was unwrapping her present, too.   "Joseph, that's..." she was just as speechless. Although, Joseph's gift was different than mine. He had bought her a very seductive nightgown in red lace. You could see through it all the way. It did match the red bra and panties she had gotten from me perfectly. And she continued."You. All I have ever wanted or needed was you. And now I have you." 

Joseph took Clarisse in his arms and they shared a sweet and gentle kiss.
 
Merry Christmas.
 

Note: This is translation to the Christmas carol.

Sweeter the bells never sound
Words by Friedrich Wilhelm Kritzinger

Sweeter the bells never sound
Than at Christmas time
It's as if angels are singing
Again of peace and joy
As they sang on the blessed night
As they sang on the blessed night
Bells with a holy sound,
The earth rings in harmony!

Oh, when the bells ring out
Quickly the Christ Child hears them
Then swings down from heaven,
Hurries down to earth
Blesses the father, the mother, the child.
Blesses the father, the mother, the child.
Bells with a holy sound,
The earth rings in harmony!

Ring with lovely sounds
Very far over the seas
so that all may rejoice
in the blessed Christmas time.
All shout out in glorious song.
All shout out in glorious song.
Bells with a holy sound,
The earth rings in harmony!